Dear Tommy Kelly

Dear Tommy Kelly,
Congratulations man, you really suckered the dumb-ass Raiders and their senile old owner, Al Davis. You played 7 games last year recording 30 tackles and 1 sack and you get a 50.5 million dollar deal over 7 years with 18.125 million guaranteed. Wow dude I wish I was with the Raiders; I could probably get 1 million dollars by just telling old-man Davis that I play football.
Once again, you and your agent are amazing, getting money we all know you don't deserve.
Love,
Crazy Joe